When autocrats throw a party, the only RSVP they seem to honor is from blood and iron. North Korea, in a move that surprises no one who’s been awake for the last decade, has officially confirmed it has sent troops to fight alongside Russia against Ukraine.
Yes, you heard that right Pyongyang’s boots are now stomping Ukrainian soil, all in the name of “liberation.”
An Alliance Forged in Blood and Denial
In an almost proud announcement through the state-run KCNA news agency (source), North Korea’s military boasted that its forces had “completely liberated” Russia’s Kursk region. This (unsurprisingly exaggerated) claim was issued following a direct order from none other than Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un the man who can reportedly shoot 18 holes-in-one on his first golf outing if you believe North Korean media.
Adding a perverse cherry on top, the statement hailed the North Korean soldiers as “heroes and representatives of the honour of the motherland,” a line that, translated through reality’s harsh lens, reads more like a tragic eulogy.
Meanwhile, Russia’s own Chief of Staff, General Valery Gerasimov, gushed about the “heroism” of these North Korean fighters marking Moscow’s first public acknowledgment of Pyongyang’s battlefield contribution. You can almost hear the desperation dripping off his words.
Punchline: When your once-proud Red Army is left counting on barely-trained North Korean soldiers, it’s safe to say things aren’t going according to plan.
A Blood Pact Between Two Desperate Men
North Korea’s decision to send troops reportedly stems from a mutual defense treaty it signed with Russia (reference) another piece of geopolitical theatre where both Putin and Kim agreed to “support each other against aggression.” (Translation: you scratch my back, I’ll lend you cannon fodder.)
The North Korean report gushed about the “friendship proven by blood,” stating proudly that the bond between Moscow and Pyongyang will now “expand in every way.”
And they mean it because if throwing thousands of undertrained conscripts into a meat grinder isn’t a sign of affection, what is?
What KCNA didn’t bother explaining was what happens to those troops after their bloody tour in Kursk. Will they return home in triumph, in coffins, or simply disappear into the fog of war? (History, tragically, suggests we already know the answer.)
Numbers Speak And They’re Grim
Western intelligence had been whispering this dirty little secret for months. Back in October 2024, reports surfaced that Pyongyang was sending thousands of soldiers to support Russia’s flagging war effort.
South Korean and American officials now estimate that about 11,000 North Korean troops were deployed and, in a statistic that chills the bones, at least 1,000 of them have already been killed within just three months (BBC report).
Quote: “They who fought for justice are all heroes,” declared Kim, presumably with a straight face — while the rest of the world wonders how feeding young men into foreign wars qualifies as “justice.”
The Realities of Modern War: A Lesson Pyongyang Didn’t Teach
Military analysts have pointed out that most of these North Korean soldiers hail from an “elite” unit called the Storm Corps elite, of course, by North Korean standards, where the bar for training sits somewhere between “knows which end of a rifle to hold” and “can march in a straight line.”
Former British Army tank commander Colonel Hamish de Bretton-Gordon had this to say earlier in 2025:
Quote: “These are barely trained troops led by Russian officers they don’t even understand.”
Let’s be clear: war is a cruel teacher, and no amount of Soviet-era drill manuals can prepare you for 21st-century drone strikes, electronic warfare, and the brutal close-quarter fights that have defined Ukraine’s battlegrounds.
Yet tragically and heroically Ukraine’s own military leadership has warned that these North Korean reinforcements have been no joke.
Ukraine’s top general, Oleksandr Syrskyi, admitted in an interview with TSN Tyzhden that:
Quote: “They are numerous. An additional 11,000-12,000 highly motivated and well-prepared soldiers conducting offensive actions. They operate based on Soviet tactics. They rely on their numbers.”
In other words it’s not their skill that’s dangerous. It’s their sheer expendability.
Who Really Wins Here?
If you’re wondering who benefits from this grotesque spectacle, the answer is painfully simple: the autocrats, always the autocrats.
Russia gets warm bodies to throw into trenches; North Korea gets political leverage and perhaps some much-needed economic crumbs from Moscow’s table. The young conscripts? They get the same deal they always get in such arrangements death, disillusionment, or a lifelong limp.
Meanwhile, the so-called “international community” watches and wrings its hands issuing statements and warnings that everyone involved will happily ignore.
The United States, for its part, has condemned North Korea’s involvement, stating that Pyongyang must “bear responsibility” for prolonging the war (State Department statement).
But words without teeth much like treaties signed between gangsters rarely change the calculus on the ground.
Punchline: History books are written by the victors but in this case, they might as well be written by the gravediggers.
Final Thoughts: Blood, Brotherhood, and Brutality
There’s a certain poetic tragedy in all this: two isolated, sanctioned regimes each desperately clinging to illusions of greatness choosing to reaffirm their “brotherhood” through the lives of poor, young soldiers.
It’s a grim reminder that alliances among tyrants are always paid for with other people’s blood.
And as Ukraine continues its fight for survival, it’s worth asking: when the dust finally settles, will anyone even remember the thousands of anonymous, bewildered North Korean teenagers who died in a war they likely couldn’t even locate on a map?